I got a new job!!! Here come da' Judge!
On Monday, I wrote this big long post detailing how I got the news and my glee at the prospect of telling my current boss how he could attempt my suggested anatomically impossible activity involving his head and his ass. Needless to say I am not happy in my current job, but it is probably not the best move to post all of the details on a blog that may be seen by the world. You never really know who is reading it.
Anyhow, this is a dream come true. My dream in law school after I realized that I really did not want to be a lawyer practicing law, largely due to my inherent laziness and desire not to work that hard, was to become a judge. You see most of my colleagues in the legal profession work their asses off, long hours, tremendous stress over billing and tracking hours, making partner, getting disbarred (that is if they are in the small number of lawyers that I know that actually care about ethics. The ethics portion of school and the bar exam is the smallest most insignificant bump in the road to a law license for most in the great endeavor to make tones of money off the misfortune and bad decisions of others) For some, ethics just get in the way. I just didn't want to live that way. Prosecuting criminals was the only way I could see that I could make a difference to society, but seeing the truly horrible things that man will do to his fellow man day in and day out takes a toll on you. I still sat for the Bar exam because it was expected and part of what you were supposed to do after law school. I did sit for the exam, twice. Against my better judgment the first time, I was mentally fried after three years of the most difficult mental exercise in my life, on top of having two small children, a wife trying to get her career started, and all that life also throws at you. I took the exam and failed by seven points. I was disappointed, but I took a break and then studied for it again and took the test. This time I knew I passed, WRONG!!! I failed by one point! I was crushed, my ego not only as a man but as a law school graduate was crushed. I lost all hope of ever being successful. But after working some crappy manual labor jobs, I realized that I had got to law school to do something great with my life, (note I still don't know what that is, but I will do something.) I remembered what my college professor of international environmental law told me, "if you go to law school, get a great education and do something other than be a lawyer. There are too many of them already and you could use your knowledge to do something good." I remembered that I really wanted to be a judge while I was in school, and that I went to Willamette because of the Law in Government program. I figured I live here in the State capital, the seat of government; I'll go to work for the man. So I got my foot in the door at the Oregon Court of Appeals, then went to work for the Building codes division representing the agency in administrative hearings. I got to present evidence, direct and cross examine witnesses, and formulate strategy and make arguments. Everything I loved about trial work but none of the down side. I found out that the judges in these administrative hearings had real impact on people’s lives, and for the operation of state government. Well, the short of it is that I set my sights on becoming an ALJ and now I will be one beginning November 3. I'm excited to get started, and thrilled to have been given this opportunity!! Woo Hoo!!!
Maybe someday I will sit for that stupid exam again and become an Article III judge in the circuit court, who knows.


